What is up people, here I go again with my heart….like a drifter I walk alone in the dark….wait I meant to say “What’s up people, here we go again with another edition of the worlds least famous MMA blog, The Zacher Factor”. Excuse me if I am all caught up in some kick ass hair metal, but you see I have been celebrating a glorious occasion that has happened in my life, thus the reason why I didn’t post an edition last week. The occasion I speak of is a reply that the BAMF that we all have come to either love or hate responded to a tweet of mine, the BAMF being UFC president Dana White, and the response “LMFAO”. I am still hung over from the celebration I have had the last two weeks, and I vaguely remember watching some MMA during my drug induced celebration, so here we go. If I start typing out some hair metal lyrics don’t blame me, blame the cocaine.

(White Snake and I have two things in common, we both kick ass and we both have 3 fans.)
UFC on Versus 2
- Charles Oliveira lived up to the hype that was his 12-0 record coming into his first UFC fight. He scored a sick arm bar on Darren Elkins from a transition when originally going for a triangle choke. I will like to keep my eye open for this guy in future fights.
- James Irvin lost his first fight back at 205, and honestly I just think it’s time for him to go and get signed by Strike Force.
- Matt Riddle looked strong in his win again DeMarques Johnson, but was almost out by a flying knee the Johnson threw.
- Jacob Volkmann won his second fight at 155lbs and dominated Paul Kelly, who of course had zero ground game and said before the fight he disliked Volkmann more than any other opponent he has fought, because he is a wrestler. What’s with the English and their hatred of wrestlers, oh well.
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(STUPID BLOODY WRESTLERS, WHO NEEDS WREATLING!?!)
- Brian Stann won his fight, and even received the Fight of the Night bonus, but in my opinion it wasn’t an impressive showing, and frankly I am just not a fan of his, and I really don’t think he will ever be top ten materials.
- Anyone ever notice how Gomi looks like the Lout Ferrugno version of the Hulk? With the hair and slit shorts he reminded me of him, too bad steroids doesn’t cause green skin or he would really look like the Hulk…wait I mean…never mind. Sweet knockout by Gomi, but I am still not convinced he will be a top ten guy again. Yeah he has power, but as we saw with other fighters, if you have better ground technique, or standing, he can look helpless. He has stated now that he wants to train in the states, so who knows maybe his game might improve.
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(GAMMA ROIDS, ONLY FOUND IN THE LAND OF GIANT LIZARDS.)
- I still don’t get how John Howard got on a main card, I seriously think this guy just doesn’t have the ground skills it takes to deal with C or B level UFC welter weights. Honestly I think we all know why he was put on the main card, in hopes he came across a comeback KO again. Hopefully fans now know that a crazy hair cut, a comeback from behind KO doesn’t make you main card material, I mean crap, and this is a guy who turned down a fight with Anthony Johnson because he wasn’t “ready”. Well then he isn’t ready to be a main card fighter.
- Okami got a solid win, but honestly Munoz didn’t show anything special in the fight. What to do with Okami next? Maybe match him against Belfort, or a rematch with Sonnen?
- Jon Jones, man oh man, I don’t even know what to type. This dude goes into fights that we all think will test him, and makes it look so easy. The guy reminds me of Michael Jordon, just simply because he is so great at it, and is humble at the same time. It’s definitely time to step up his level of opponents to the UFCs “A Level” 205 lbers and a great opponent would be Forrest Griffin in my opinion. It was rumored, but quickly smacked down by Luke Thomas of MMANation and BloodyElbow.com by tweeting that a creditable source has said the rumors are true. Well then I say maybe the winner of Little Nog vs. Badder. I can see it now, Jones leaps in the air, with his tongue sticking out, lands an elbow on the top of whoever’s head, and wins the fight and comes out with his own line of shows…wait I am mixing up him with someone…
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(If you tthink about it Jones has the potential to reach this greatness.)
UFC 117
- Dennis Hallman looked great cardio wise in his fight for the most part, and came up with a win against TUF alumni Ben Saunders. Weird moment was after the fight Hallman apologized for his comments on HDNets show “Inside MMA”. In case you didn’t see his Inside MMA appearance he basically said 50% of MMA fighters use steroids. Foot meet mouth, ass meet chewing from a one Mister Dana White. Either way, who to match him up against? A rematch with Hughes would be sellable, and for you that do not know Hallman tapped out Matt Hughes twice back in the day.
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(No caption needed, .......well I guess one was.)
- What the hell was up with Struve’s lip? Holly crap I would have been freaking out, but instead this lanky homeboy brought the pain to Morecraft. Kind of sad to see Morecraft knocked out, dude was rocking one killer Guns N Roses tattoo, and if you like GnR you are one cool hombre in my book.
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(SHANNA SHANNNA KNEES .,...KNEES...SORRY SIDE EFFECT FROM MY COKE BINGE.)
- Hendricks is the real deal, enough said. I am a fan of this dude, and he has crazy potential. Who should he match up against next? Jeez who knows, the division has so much depth when it comes to contenders, it is hard to say. I didn’t realize till I read an article( http://www.themat.com/section.php?section_id=3&page=showarticle&ArticleID=15797) that Hendricks has played the “bad guy” in his wrestling days. This can easily transfer to MMA, and he could very well be a Koscheck 2.0.
- Phil Davis is the real deal, pink shorts and all. While he is definitely a contender, I just don’t think he is a Jon Jones level contender. Who to match him up against next? Why not a Stephen Bonnar, see how he handles him.
- Rick Story, man this dude looked like Hazelett humped him mom, ate his food, and gave his X Box 360 the red ring of death. I have to call bullSh!t on the whole tap and rush thing by Story, which is legal, but in my opinion some sh!tty MMA manners. Either way Story looked strong, and pumped and destroyed Hazelett. Hazelett is now saying he will fight at 155, which should be nice, and hopefully he will get back to his winning ways.
- Roy Nelson proved that a huge friggin gut and having heart has something to do with each other. Dude was getting pounded more than *insert random sex joke here* and kept coming. Props to Dos Santos for keeping his cool, and not blowing his wad *insert random “that’s what she said” here* One thing I would have loved to seen in the fight, and everyone else at my house watching it, is leg kicks from Dos Santos. Now Dos Santos waits to see who comes up the victor of the Cain vs. Lesner fight. Also rumor is now Big Country may face Shane Carwin, we shall see because it all depends if Carwin can put his all out war with MMA news sites on twitter to rest before hand, or not suffer “lactic acid issues” from twittering so much.
- I have been a Matt Hughes fan for years now, while a lot of people have called him a hick, douche, assh0le and other things, but I have always respected his heart and skills. I honestly though Almeida was going to win, but I was overcome with joy (did I seriously type that? Sounds like a TLC movie moment) when he won. No idea what he should do next for a fight, but I think the UFC could sell a Hallman rematch.
- Clay Guida rocks, and I love to watch him fight, but I have to say my wife has total disdain for the guy because he looks creepy and gross. I wish I could get a picture of the look on her face whenever she realizes he is about to fight, looks like the look she has on her face when she looks and me in bed and thinks I am asleep.
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( I MEAN HOW COULD A WOMAN NOT LOVE THIS?)
- John Fitch fought, really? Wow
- Man, watching Silva vs. Sonnen was one of the hardest things I have ever had to do in my life. Rooting for someone who “Embraces the Grind” (wait I acted like I didn’t watch the Fitch fight, damn) it seems as if time slows down. Minuet takes 10, a round takes 30, it is so hard to do, especially when your heart rate is sky rocketing. That fight was epic, that’s simply all I can say, epic on a Guns N Roses level, epic. Oh and one more thing, all these people who “hate” Sonnen for trash talking need to realize something, FIGHTERS SELL FIGHTS IDIOTS! Seriously, we can live in Disney Land and pretend that fighters should all be Kind Authors, but in reality they have to feed themselves, and guess what, because of Sonnen’s trash talking UFC 117 shows signs of having the most buys ever for a card headlined by Anderson Silva. It just gets annoying when you start realizing a good percent of MMA fans are almost emoish in the nature when it comes to MMA.
UPCOMING MMA
- Just going to throw a quick comment here (writing about two UFCs is tiring), you all should watch the opening of Bellator which will start their female 115lb tourney, and on Friday night watch Strike Force challengers one night 135lb female tourney that will decide a contender for Sara Koffman.